OH DEAR

(Fantasma:, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 8:42, archived)

Ach well

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 9:18, archived)

I've got godawful noveltly songs from the 70s going around my head
not naming them because then you'll be hearing them in your brains too.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 9:22, archived)

When Grandpa Buggered The Great Dane

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 9:39, archived)

Tiptoe through the tulips? Mice with clogs?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 9:55, archived)

Right Said Fred West

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:00, archived)

There's Noone Quite Like GrandMa Baker

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 12:53, archived)

Name them go on!

(Fantasma:, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 15:58, archived)

Apparently Italy's volcanoes are misbehaving.
Have you noticed any lava in your garden?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:03, archived)

Nothing yet luckily

(Fantasma:, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:53, archived)

Except for the bloke who keeps telling me he will lava me long time
I'll get my coat
(Fantasma:, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 16:03, archived)