Tornado sweeps through Aldershot!
Fence falls over! Mans hat is blown off his head!

Quick, everyone put on an orange jacket and walk very slowly in front of traffic in London. We're running out of time!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 11:56, archived)

You lot have moved on from "racist" riots then?

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:32, archived)

Not me. I'm having one right now.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:45, archived)

Racist riots in quotation mark's are old hat Lord Buttfart. It's all about climate change induced autumnal weather now.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:49, archived)

Aye
The end is nigh
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 12:59, archived)

bell+

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:02, archived)

Garlic flavoured bellends
Or cheesy knobends?
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)

-Or cheesy knobends? +turtle power

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

Powder

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 21 Sep 2024, 13:14, archived)