Just think of yourself as resurrected
our cat has decided that I'm the best thing to sleep on. I sleep on my side so she comes and perches on my flank or hip until I turn over, then she hops off, waits for me to settle and goes back to using me as a human hot-water bottle. I'm surprised how well I'm sleeping to be honest.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 9:40, archived)

Mine do that, too
And when Igor wants his breakfast, he stands on my bladder
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:19, archived)