alright Gwyneth, you'll die in this timeline though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)

😭
Which timeline don't I die in?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)

The one in which your scientific experiments with Goop result in you discovering the secret of eternal life.
So, none of them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)

FML

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)