The internet
keeps sending me messages about some kind of wintry armageddon but it never appears. There was rain, but no yetis. Very underwhelming.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:31, Reply)

Prepare to be whelmed.

( .Yeti., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:44, Reply)

So thoroughly whelmed
I immediately belmed.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 12:18, Reply)

^ Nightmare on Belm Street

( .Yeti., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 15:50, Reply)