Posted this to I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke:
A man tells his GP, "Doctor, I think I'm being haunted."

The GP says, "I'll be honest with you, Mr. Henderson — from what I've seen of your house, you're not being haunted. You're just *that* kind of tenant."
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