I have just discovered that lightsaber umbrellas are a thing
And I'm very annoyed that nobody told me about this earlier
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 17:42, Reply)

Have you seen the guy who built a retractable lightsaber?
( .Yeti., Sun 11 Oct 2026, 19:32, Reply)

I had not
And now I'm feeling very excited
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 23:43, Reply)