» Insults

This yummy mummy
who was flirting with me in the pub asks me if I had a small cock, to which i replied, "Well that depends how big your vagina is"
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 14:49, More)

» Pointless Experiments

momentary lapse of concentration
How hot is a match after its just been blown out?

I know, I'll prod it against my face to find out. I still have a burn mark there 15 years later =[
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 13:44, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

a couple of my fave jokes
q) Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from an Eithiopian?
a)You know she'll swallow

q)What do you call an Eithiopian with a yeast infection?
a)A quarter pounder with cheese.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 16:11, More)

» Slang Survey

A few of my fave things at the moment are
What me and the 'boys' say about ugly women

She's got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
She's got a face like a clumsy bee keeper
She's got a face like a rat catchers mallet
She's got a face like a blind cobblers thumb

And if shes got a massive fanny we say...

Shes got a fanny like a hippos yawn.

Also we use, swinging, minging, gopping, hanging for ugly chicks.

Umm i see a repetition here...ugly chicks...D'oh

Also slang for...

bad/gone wrong - uber dark/darkside/dark
cool/ace - safe/fucking A/wicked
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 9:40, More)

» Debt pron

Bwahaha
I bothered to ask for my bank charges back. I got over £3500. It pays to take on the big boys now and again!
(Thu 23rd Nov 2006, 20:17, More)