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# Too lazy to pick for yourself?
...then try:
Pick pick away pick pick away my miniscule simian chum!
From mushybees industries (saddle not included).
site/toys/gallery/t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# class!
is that the bloke out of Electric 6?

.. on the right I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# monkey
mangles morrisey's manky mucus
Woo yay houpla (morrisey must die)
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Morrissey must live!
otherwise people like me can`t be sarcastic/miserable/disillusioned to good music
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# okay you can have him live
but he must reform the smiths so that guitarist bloke who must be skint by now can have a few bob and I seem to remember him being good when big mouth shut up for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# hard to say innit, as they co-wrote
I`m sure Johnny Marr made a right fortune, plus he was in that Electronic band ("Electronic", not Kraftwerk)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# oh vultan
how pitiful your life must be without morrissey.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# I`m joining YOUR GANG
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Heaven knows I'm..
joining too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# your miserable
my girlfreinds in a commer

and she is running off with tom
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Maxine Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# yes
"shit PC dobkins i've blown my cover again
No I AM NOT MAXINE CARR
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# ah -haha- haaaaaaaaaa

/Morrissey noises
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# What a dandy chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# almost cock-like with the addition of monkey arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
reminded me of those strap-on facial attachements.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# woah!.... er.. I`ll stop you there before you dig any deeper!


.. excuse the pun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Touche
your secret is safe with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# pfffft
you said strap-on
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# And I meant it.
nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# I have much respect for people who label "nsfw" stuff
much respect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# YVW
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# is that rainwear for Bruce Forsyth
do they do a gortex version?
(burger breath, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# YAY fantastic
also you may be interested to know, I'm scaring all the art and design students at newport by postering the place with pictures i've made of the pope
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# excellent work boss!
we did similar by plastering the old red phonebox on the basement floor (don't know if it's still there) with home made call girl cards of us in really sexual drag, we looked oh so sexual, but some feminist bint took them down and had a go at me.
bah!
keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# no one is doing anything fun so i decided to do something about it
they've moved the phonebox to outside on the main car park so it's been filled with bails of hay
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# you should be ashamed
what if your mother... YOUR VERY OWN MOTHER

stubbed her toe and had to phone your dad to come and pick her up?

boy you sicken me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# POWER TO THE PAPAL!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# i've done a few now
a

few

now

here
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# blinder
love that popemobile
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# oh christ
remind me when I next see you... to kill you for that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# do the women in the canteen still shout
"QUORN BURGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!"
in really shrill newport voices a lot, me and Bailo still shout it a lot, it never failed to make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha i tend to stay away for the same reason you're amused
the awful newportian voice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# I've not seen it
Show me show me show me!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# They both share
a love of the lank Brill-Cream look
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# yay
for nose monkey he's doing a good job there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I hope that is available on your website
I think I'd like to buy him
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# oh come on flower
give us a kiss :)
(burger breath, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# that's very
good
(burger breath, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Unfortunately monkey, like donkey
in plural form does not go to monkIES but instead monkEYS. Sorry, otherwise ace!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)
# i know
also, tiny monkeys don't sit on mens chins and pick their noses either!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 17:17, archived)
# I contest that.
I contest that most forcibly (and belatedly).
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 17:19, archived)
#
That. Is. Fucking. Woo!
(fistcount shite, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 20:45, archived)
# Spiffing monkey action.
Fine arse on it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 18 Jan 2005, 20:50, archived)