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that is the most hardcore lurking I have ever seen. - Kaibosh

this pic is quality
afro? check! spackdance? check! cheese? check!
i have put on my most festive afro for the occasion. woo!
-hal u fookin synogen

now that you have seen me in dancing small cheese thinking form

hair or no hair... you decide which you prefer

Its me as drawn by Lazlo Woodbine i think its amazing

when i asked Harry Midget to draw me as a mystery animal this was it

this was made by _Felix

and this by urbane legend - watermelon you, you watermeloning watermelon

this is my favorite photoshop i've done to date

stuffs i've made:

baby 1 (ronald McBanana) baby 2 (peel the baby)
baby 3(baby on the half shell) baby 4 (fishy baby)
baby 5 (fishy baby 2) spinning kitties
duck joke baby charles
missiletoe 4 million shirt
orange blinky orange
kumquat eyes dates with eyes
tomatOW! orange tree
bird flower

Little man with BIG fro

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» Claims to Fame

If the country of Moldova still had a King/Queen
My Girlfriend would be in line for the throne.
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 3:48, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

Penial pain
One day, while i was over my x-girlfriends house i was hungry and horney at the same time, so i decided that it would be a good time to cook some noodles and get a bj at the same time. sadly her stove didn't like me, and we never figured out how it happend, but i ended up getting shocked right on the head of my penis. i was walking funny for days, and let my mom and friends know that i had twisted my ancle funny leaving school that day... i will never cook and try and cum again
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 22:11, More)

» Claims to Fame

When I was young, around 4 or 5 my parents sent me to one of those group day care places. Well crayola just happened to be using us as a test group for thier scented crayons. The news was there and everything. So the woman interviews me, and asks me what my crayon smells like, I respond bubblegum. My 2 seconds of fame.
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 3:45, More)

» Near Death Experiences

night driving
I was at camp this summer and was on my day off so i decided to hang out with my girlfriend. She had a friend who lived up by camp so i dropped her off there and returned to camp. I went to eat dinner with them that night and everything was going fine 'til the ride home. i thought i blinked, in reality i feel asleep for 3 seconds. The next thing i know i'm bareling through the woods at 50mph. I think in my panic i hit the gas. Somehow i missed every tree in the forest and ended up on the road again, hiting a ditch and throwing my car up into the air a bit. I totatled the car, and when i saw the path later i realized that had i been inches over in either direction i would hit rocks that could have flipped my car or BIG trunked trees. In the hospital there was another guy who fell asleep at the wheel, only his car fliped, and i dont think he made it.
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 18:05, More)