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# a tree of oranges

the orange source image is in my profile if you feel the urge to use it somewhere magnificent
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:39, archived)
# scary
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:39, archived)
# but
you know you love that orange
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# if it turns out to be a woman
i will gladly have sex with it.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# its the mouth
that gets you - isn't it
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# well
it has a 33% chance of being the one out of the three things that thing has that gets me.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:43, archived)
# I'm drunk
and I thank you for updating your blog.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:20, archived)
# Seconded*
lovely schtuff!

*on the latter point
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 5:24, archived)
# that's sex discrimination that is
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:42, archived)
# watch out for the teeth
that could be a whole world of hurt.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:43, archived)
# that's the way i like it
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:43, archived)
# ooh
now that's hot.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:44, archived)
# you like that, huh?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:44, archived)
# bondage and discipline
for everyone!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)
# now I know what to give my family for christmas
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:49, archived)
# bondage and discipline?

silly, I know you meant this
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:53, archived)
# can i have some?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:53, archived)
# Not until you say PLEASE
*spanks*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)
# my i [wince] please have some!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:55, archived)
# now that's my boy.
*pats on bum*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)
# ooh
thank you.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)
# egad
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# genetic engineering
at its finest!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:42, archived)
# gah!
how'm I supposed to sleep now!

apart from the.. traditional.. way, of course.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:43, archived)
# you mean
a lovely cup of warm milk before bed?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# well I thought it was milk
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)
# when in reality
it was a nice protein shake
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:50, archived)
# a la schnurricane
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)
# hmm
that orange looks familiar :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# it
is like ernie is to you - tis my favorite thing eva (so far)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)
# actually
my "favorite thing eva" is schnurr's hair.

ernie's okay though.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:50, archived)
# WOOOOOOWOO!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)
# if i could find a picture
i'd show you how my hair looks frighteningly similar to yours.

b3ta long haired guys club! woooo!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:55, archived)
# and what of
the formerly-long-haired guys?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:05, archived)
# god have mercy on your soul.
or... your life is a lot easier now.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:12, archived)
# strangely enough
it is, but I doubt it had anything to do with my hair.

It's been short for just 14 months now... and long for 10 years before that.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:15, archived)
# yar.
can't wait to start balding.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:19, archived)
# okies
fine, his hair is woo
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:52, archived)
# wooooooowoo!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:02, archived)
# I keep hearing those damn oranges singing
"Who loves the orange
Everyone loves the orange
Nobody hates the orange
Cause everyone loves the orange..."

GAAAHHHH
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)
# time
to learn flash
and make that a reality!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:58, archived)
# I hate the orange game
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:05, archived)
# wasn't that in the
original Twelve Days of Christmas?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:52, archived)
# I
would hope not
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)
# Hee
Hee... orange juice
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)
# Nicely done.
Excellent.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 4:33, archived)
# lully
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 8:20, archived)