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# whilst not being very good

this does illustrate the likeness between the shape of a horse's head and the Alien's. I find horses very creepy because of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Wait
until you see him into the chaff bucket!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Aargh,
that why I dont like horses!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)
# at last
someone who understands!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# That
would account for my dislike of horses too.
That, and the fact that they poo all over the road, and the people who ride them are almost invariably terribleh posh rude gits.
I might move to France. They eat horses don't they?
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)
# They do,
but I dont think they hide in the bushes by the side of the road and leap out when one trots by, brandishing cutlery and gnashing their teeth.
Mind you, I wish they did.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# you're both wrong
horses are just luxury cows, and I like them...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Stuff and nonesense.
Cows exist on a higher being.
Horses are mean and have tiny brains, much like geese.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# HONK
HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# horses are nice
but nothing beets a good
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:18, archived)
# i hate horses as well
what's the point in horses? they are rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# I think we should
start a Down with Horses club.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# I agree
Horses are pointless. Down with Horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# My uncle's brother's son (who is a copper)
once caught a horse speeding 140mph down the M3 to Basingstoke.
the horse said he had some "urgent business" to attend to. just shows how arrogant these horses can be sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)
# I once caught a horse
going through my mums underwear.
Filthy creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Down with horses!
That's heresy young laddie-buck!!

Why, back in my day people where burnt for that sort of attitude.

More flogging, that's what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# bovine and equus
not seeing eye to eye,
bovine will be flogging equus
after he dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)
# I think you are all well aware of my opinion of cows.
Satans henchmen. Simple as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I liked you,
not anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Well, you and your kind should
refrain from chasing me round dark fields at midnight, when Im only trying to have a quiet bong in the countryside.

Its just rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# "cows exist on a higher being"?
what, like a dolphin?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Not at all like dolphins,
They exist in another place alltogether now,
Didn't you recieve a signed fishbowl?
(Turtle_Wrangler, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# I like horses too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:13, archived)
# i like the idea of a luxury cow
a ghia model, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# I do too,
but to compare a horse to a cow is just folly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)
# bollocks.
you're scared of them. It doesn't need a rational reason, you don't like them 'cos you're scared of them. Deal with it - I have tons of silly phobias and it doesn't make me less "brave" in any proper sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Well,
they're fucking huge, and they could kick your head in very easily, or suck your brains out with that extra extensible mouth thing. Fear is reasonable under such circumstances, I feel.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:13, archived)
# I with you on this one,
I say neigh to horses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# fine!
incidentally, spiders bite too, and bad things can hide more easily in the dark, and daddylonglegses make you go blind if they fly into your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# AND
I have noticed that nearly all blokes are big girly girls about horses.
Wol is nearly the size of a horse and he's scared of em too.

Ya big poofs.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# I got kicked in the stomach
by a horse when I was 5, good enough reason to be scared of them..
cows are much better, especially hairy ones with big horns
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Fair enough for you then, childhood trauma like.
But I've been trod on, thrown off and farted at.
And I still ain't scared.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# That is a very good reason to dislike them.
I admit I'm a bit freaked out by them, however, seeing as this has sparked a big debate, I am willing, in the interests of scientific experimentalisation, to go horsey riding to see if it's any cop or not. What do you all think?
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# I wouldnt,
you'll get eaten.
But if you do, it should be recorded as a remembrance to your bravery in the face of horses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# yespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyesplease
I'll look after you, it'll be FINE and you'll love it, it's so much fun and I've wanted to go again for aaaaages and if you came too it'd be perfect, like I wanted to in Cornwall but we didn't, and I know you'll enjoy it, it's so great, please please please please please!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# Lordy.
Okay then.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)
# I have an intense phobia of Baked Beans
This is not bullshit. Totally true. Caused by childhood trauma.

Who's got a stupider phobia than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# i *hate* haircuts
but baked beans wins.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Thank you.
I feel like Ive achieved something today now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# I have a phobia
about dry cotton wool.
(Jim Pooley, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)
# blimey - good luck
Mr P made me go snowboarding on the same pretence - I couldn't've been worse at it if someone had cut off my legs with a blunt and rusty razor blade first.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Good point -
I went snowboarding with tomsk despite having vertigo, and I went back out and carried on trying for 3 whole days.

I can now honestly say that I fucking hate it.
:)
I mean, fuck's sake, why don't I tie my feet together and throw myself down a rocky, slippery slope crowded with morons? WHY DON'T I?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# I took someone boarding a few years back
on the chairlift, they said they suffered from vertigo. He didnt enjoy that holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Should have tried skiing instead
Boarding is for hippies. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# skiing is for puffs
who wear one peice outfits

: P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# You'd have to go on a super easy one,
so you might be quite bored.

And it'll make your legs and bum hurt.

But if it stops you being scared, go for it!
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I'm not scared of horses.
And I shall prove it.
No-one believes me but I don't care.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Sounds like a challange.
If you find yourself with time to spare and end up near bristol then hows about you come and ride my horse?

She's nice and not all that dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# I'll believe it
if the good doctor can attest to your un-nervousness upon riding one.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)
# That cos
horses eat babies and spit acid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# and
they lay their eggs in your stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# ...and yet not cows!
It's very odd, that. I had no idea so many boys were scared of horses.

Do you think it's from that period aged about 7 where all the girls are much cleverer than them, very scary and completely obsessed with horses? I just can't understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)
# i like horses.
they have huge faces which make me laugh. and they only do those straw poos, not the horrible runny poos that cows do. my labrador used to eat hot horses poo on the beach when i walked her. greedy bitch that she is
(hazey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# *round of applause for hazey*
...well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)
# You do know that you can
catch Herpes, Diptheria and...erm...Aids from sitting on a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# i wouldnt mind
so long as i could give them a banana afterwards and watch their silly rotatey mouth chew it. then laugh. ahhhh
(hazey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Hmmmm could be Dr Freud.
Or maybe they're just big gay poofs.

Sorry I'll grow up now :)
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)
# Oi!
I used to ride horses!
They don't charge you like cows, and if they stand on your foot they're usually polite enough to stand on the edge of your boot (so it doesn't hurt)!
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# My aunt
used to live in a house on a farmer's land, the cows would follow you around, but run away if you turned round and walked towards them.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Horses are thick as fuck.
Well, compared to myself and my 9 degrees, 1 doctorate and stuff various.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Spam alert!
clicky and scroll down for a special report on horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Yes.
Horses are a waste of space. Like golf.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# I go out of my way to choose horse if it is on the menu
My reckoning is that there are fewer horses in the world if I eat them at every given opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)
# I like
your logic, sir.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)
# if you think about it,
there's no reason why you shouldn't eat horses, if you eat cows - what's the difference? People eat little fluffy lambs too and then get all cross about people eating horses. Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# Mmmm
spicy hedgehogs! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# I was going to add cats & dogs actually
but it's true, if you eat meat, it's all just the same thing - hedgehogs may be a bit hard to eat tho - but i think I've seen reciepes before...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# wrap 'em in clay,
Stick 'em at the bottom of the bonfire, like baked potatoes. When you break off the clay, all the spines come off too!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# yeah, I know what you mean
cows aren't seen as 'intelligent' like dogs and cats are, but it's all much the same. then again I don't eat lamb because I like lambs.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# True
I don't see why people get upset about some cultures supposedly eating cats & dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)
# i'd eat horses.
And Bambis. Rabbits are yum, too. I just object to people disliking horses, 'cos horses are nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# fucking hell
not you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# Hmm
Good point. I shall endevour to eat horses at every opportunity now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)
# and
dogs
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:42, archived)