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He's well 'ard

(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 12:40, More)

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» I just don't get it

"It's always in the last place you look"
People say that to you when you've found your car-keys or the TV remote or something. Of course it's in the last fucking place I looked. As if I would carry on looking for my wallet after I've found it. "Ohh, actually it was in the second last place I looked. I found it under the settee, but then I looked in the laundry basket just to make sure".
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:06, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

There's this 12 year old boy having a wank
and his dad comes into the room and catches him in the act. "Don't do that, son." He says. "Save it for your wedding day."
Fast forward many years, the boy is now about 30 and he's about to get married. He asks his dad, "Dad, remember all those years back when you caught me having a wank, and you told me to save it for my wedding day?"
"Yes," says dad, "so?"
"I've saved 2 milk churns worth. What now?"
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 2:27, More)

» B3TA fixes the world

clears throat
Get all the chavs/rioters etc who are locked up and force them to learn a builders trade. Get them to build another prison cheaply, which most of them will probably end up living in. If it collapses killing the occupants, no one will complain.
(Fri 23rd Sep 2011, 10:02, More)

» Stupid Tourists

One from Norway...
A yank married couple which were travelling ith the Norwegian shipping line "Hurtigruten" claimed their money back since "The midnight sun is the same sun as back home in the US, the shipping line gave us the impression that they have an another type of sun here in Norway, this is fraudulent behaviour.
Yup, you can read it here (if you can translate it first).
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 1:00, More)

» Trolls

I scooped a whole load of idiots with this post
(Mon 23rd May 2011, 16:06, More)
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