» Local Nutters

wolverhampton
as another wolverhamptoner, i can safely confirm that the polish war veteran is still there. he has since been offered a house (which he refused, he doesn't like being inside buildings) and apparently a woman brings him an egg mcmuffin every morning.
the current local celebrity is the cowboy - a tall guy in jeans and a stetson. he wonders round telling all the young ladies to get their trousers off and wear tennis skirts. additionally, if you shout YEE HAW! he will chase you - through the busy town centre - and chases have been known to go on for up to and over five minutes.

might grace you with some photos tomorrow
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:57, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

mmmmm...
what's red and squiggles in a bucket?




an abortion
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 23:01, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

pbhbh
on a recent saturday in broad daylight in the very middle of wolverhampton town centre, i was a-walking with some friends. i may or may not have been slightly tipsy when i decided to introduce my new found love for leap-frogging things to a three seater bench. not being the most athletic of people, both feet caught the bench and my head had a quick meeting with the floor, in front of forty or so people who all pissed themsleves laughing. great.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 14:43, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

retard chocolates
this one varies house to house, but i'm sure everyone experiences it.

here's the experiment:

take one box of chocolates, e.g. celebrations. fter a day or so, all the ones people like have gone. in our house you are left with...

BOUNTY. rank. think you'll find malibu anywhere near me either? uh uh.
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 18:48, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Mayonnaise

Just... mayonnaise.

(Salad cream too).
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 16:03, More)