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» World's Sickest Joke

what did the disabled girl get for christmas?
a pizza slicer.

ok, sorry, cancer.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 2:39, More)

» Useless Information

A large number of people don't bother reading through the answers before they post their own and thus constantly bang on about statues of horses, polar bears, words that don't rhyme, and people who repeat older answers.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 15:32, More)

» Scars with history

I fell out of a tree
when I was 8 and recieved mush permanant scarring as I broke every branch on the long way down. That wouldnt be too bad but I was wearing Goofy shorts and a Tshirt bought freshly from Marks and Spencers by my mum and landed, wearing them, next to a guy who's bike I vandalised for being the biggest cockwipe ever and laughed at me.
(Mon 7th Feb 2005, 1:48, More)

» People with Stupid Names

my friend works
on trains and got a customer called Mrs Crabby. I found it very funny.
(Sat 28th Aug 2004, 17:25, More)

» Singing the wrong words

he's got the whole world in his pants
he's got the whole wide world in his pants
he's got the whole world in his pants
he's got the whole world in his pants.

Bon Jovi: Half way there.

Woah, we're half way the-ere
Woah, I have no pubic Hai-r

Natasha Bedingfield:

These curds are my own..
From my fart flow.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.

Threw some curds together...
Cobination ci-vil war...
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 2:57, More)
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