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» Embarrassing Injuries
Old uni team rugby legend
not sure if its true or not, but what the hey. Chap goes down after a nasty tackle and starts screaming, turns out his lag had popped out at the hip. Nasty indeed. The trained runs out, and seeing the problem, immediately pops blokes leg back in. Thats when the screaming REALLY starts. Yank the mans trousers off to see what's wrong, and they've only gone and caught a bollock in between bone and socket when they popped it back in. Two quick pops and he's slightly the worse for wear, but no long term damage.
Witnessed this one with mine own eyes. Was at scouts many a year ago, and a twunt by the name of Chris Stillwell decided he'd be awesome and shimmy up the flagpole. Once he's impressively far up, he dicides to slide down, because, hey, he's cool. He proceeds to slide over the little hook that's used to wrap the flagrope around, neatly slicing his testicles open in the process. He spends the next 2 minutes wandering around with his balls literally hanging out, and his face a disturbing shade of white, before being driven to A&E. The catcalls of "stilly stilly got no willy" started the next day. in his impotent fury could do was slowly waddle towards us.
I apologise for nothing!
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 16:19, More)
Old uni team rugby legend
not sure if its true or not, but what the hey. Chap goes down after a nasty tackle and starts screaming, turns out his lag had popped out at the hip. Nasty indeed. The trained runs out, and seeing the problem, immediately pops blokes leg back in. Thats when the screaming REALLY starts. Yank the mans trousers off to see what's wrong, and they've only gone and caught a bollock in between bone and socket when they popped it back in. Two quick pops and he's slightly the worse for wear, but no long term damage.
Witnessed this one with mine own eyes. Was at scouts many a year ago, and a twunt by the name of Chris Stillwell decided he'd be awesome and shimmy up the flagpole. Once he's impressively far up, he dicides to slide down, because, hey, he's cool. He proceeds to slide over the little hook that's used to wrap the flagrope around, neatly slicing his testicles open in the process. He spends the next 2 minutes wandering around with his balls literally hanging out, and his face a disturbing shade of white, before being driven to A&E. The catcalls of "stilly stilly got no willy" started the next day. in his impotent fury could do was slowly waddle towards us.
I apologise for nothing!
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 16:19, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
I'm quite disgusted
by all of these concentration camp jokes. My grandad died at Auswitch.
He fell out of his guard tower.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 12:50, More)
I'm quite disgusted
by all of these concentration camp jokes. My grandad died at Auswitch.
He fell out of his guard tower.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 12:50, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
You ever seen
Stevie Wonders wife? Neither has he.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 12:53, More)
You ever seen
Stevie Wonders wife? Neither has he.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 12:53, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Corridoor Football
At uni with a nice soft ball. No danger. Myself in goal and it's all going swimmingly, until the ball comes towards me. I decide to clear the ball away as any good keeper should, but for some reason I fudge it totally and kick the corner of a doorframe as hard as i possibly could. I immediately crumple into sobs of laughter and pain, while friends all around laugh rather too hard. Blood all in my nice slippers and everything, and me sans toenail for a good few weeks.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 16:15, More)
Corridoor Football
At uni with a nice soft ball. No danger. Myself in goal and it's all going swimmingly, until the ball comes towards me. I decide to clear the ball away as any good keeper should, but for some reason I fudge it totally and kick the corner of a doorframe as hard as i possibly could. I immediately crumple into sobs of laughter and pain, while friends all around laugh rather too hard. Blood all in my nice slippers and everything, and me sans toenail for a good few weeks.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 16:15, More)