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» World's Sickest Joke

...and another....
A very ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons.

A man asks her: "Are they twins?"

Puzzled, the woman replies: "No. one is 3 years old and the other is 10. Why do you ask?"

The man replies: "No particular reason, I just can't believe someone fucked you twice!"
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 14:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Daughter asks father "Can you lend me 20 quid?"

Father says "Only if you give me a blow job"

Daughter says "Leave it out you sick bastard!"

Father says "Well, the offer's there - take it or leave it."

Daughter is really desperate for the money so she finally agrees, she gets on her hands and knees, pulls down his strides and gets his knob out, the cries "That's disgusting, it stinks of shit!"

Father replies "Oh yeah, forgot to mention, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier..."
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 14:48, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

ginger joke
Doctor says to new mother: 'There's good news and bad news - the bad news is that the baby is ginger - the good news is that it's dead.'
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 14:42, More)