Hull?
Daughter asks father "Can you lend me 20 quid?"

Father says "Only if you give me a blow job"

Daughter says "Leave it out you sick bastard!"

Father says "Well, the offer's there - take it or leave it."

Daughter is really desperate for the money so she finally agrees, she gets on her hands and knees, pulls down his strides and gets his knob out, the cries "That's disgusting, it stinks of shit!"

Father replies "Oh yeah, forgot to mention, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier..."
(dirtbox, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:48, Reply)