» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Almost forgot
I used to live with a girl that had been sick on Dave Gilmour.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 14:37, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

back in the early 90s
I used to frequent techno/trance clubs in Manchester. Once they got popular all sorts of people used to show their face. I got chatting to Ed from the Chemical Brothers and asked him where the other one was, the one that looked like Rick Wakeman.

Later that same night, Peter Hook tried to pick a fight with my mate. Was hard to take him seriously as he looked like one of the BeeGees at the time.

More recently I called (admittedly under my breath) David Holmes a twat for not signing autographs and getting someone else to mix records for him.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 14:33, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

Bit of a job to narrow it down to one but this has to be the worst.
Four of us had joined a group of Swedes on a ferry across the Baltic between Stockholm and Turku in Finland. First stop was getting a bollocking for drinking duty-free vodka in the cabins, being English was not an excuse as all the warning signs had translations. Next was the restaurant, with free beer on tap.

After much drinking, laughing at Finnish mullets, karaoke and gambling, myself and (new_)matt decided to borrow a trolley from the duty free supermarket. I was then pushed down the very long, straight aisles of the cabin deck at high speed. We then went off to make fun of someone in sandals I think.

I woke up the next day with two large burns on my chest (which took about 4 weeks to heal). I wasn’t quite sure what had happened but matt was apparently seen dragging me across the floor of the cabin deck by my ankles, although I doubt he would have got up sufficient momentum to cause the burns. I have vague recollections of demonstrating a Klinsmann goal celebration on a particularly abrasive carpet.

After having passed out, someone was kind enough to take a picture of me exposing my tadger.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 14:02, More)