» World's Most Hated Food

Oh, I must mention this!
This a story my dad told me.

He sat with his mum and dad when he was 13 or so was pushing liver around his plate. He didn't eat it.

Eventually, his mum asked why he wasn't eating it. His response was 'i don't like liver'.

Then his dad butted in with 'i don't like liver either'.

Then his mum responded with 'i don't like it either'.

My dad couldn't hold in the anger and shouted out 'THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE WE EATING IT!'

His mum and dad's responce was nothing more than 'it's good for you' and getting grounded for his bad language.

Good for you? GOOD FOR YOU? Not only does it piss abuot with your brain after the mental damage caused when you force-feed yourself the crap but take a look at this!

www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_218.html
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 22:33, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Celebrity?
There is some prick I know that thinks that he is a CELEBRITY because he won a local judo championship and there was a picture of him in the local paper.

I was telling him about how I'm a distant relative of George Clooney (I am!) and he laughed. I then asked him i he could do any better. he pointed at himself and said 'how about me? See you at the olympic judo championships you wanker.'

He is tiny, so i can't say that despite his high judo grade that I'm afraid of him. The worst he could do is headbutt my bollocks. He'd probably suck them while he was down there.
(Wed 16th Feb 2005, 19:52, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Ramones
Blitzkreig Bop. Fantastic songs. When I first heard it, I swore i heard this...

I saw a little white man,
He didn't even see me,
I thought it was a black man,
'Mongst the fluff.

My friends never saw me in the same way.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 18:48, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

AH! Nasty!
I went to Tyhoon Lagoon in DisneyWorld and had a fantastic day until it came to changing back into out normally closes. In was a gruelling half an hour before my foreskin was free. It was caught in the netting and everyone found it as funny as fuck.

I however did not...
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 21:08, More)

» My Worst Vomit

This has fuck all to do with drink...
...but I have epilepsy, I have nasty vomits coz of that. In fact, i did so an hour ago. I fell down the stairs...
(Wed 25th Aug 2004, 23:03, More)