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PinkFairy inna dairy. Gansta enuf mon? Word

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» Job Interviews

shitty interview
my very first job interview was a very lowly position in an advertising agency.

intimidated by the long leggedy blondes, the chrome and steel, I found myself caught short whilst waiting so asked for directions to the thunderbox.

having dropped my groceries I proceeded to wipe my arse. Catching the long tail of my white shirt between arse and paper.

faced with the prospect of being interviewed by said long leggedy blondes stinking of shit, I was forced to wash my shirt tail down the pan as best I could, and do the interview sitting in a monstrous damp patch.

after the interview I retreated from the room backwards and fled.

I never got the job. Bastards.
(Mon 24th Jan 2005, 14:15, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

From the mists of time...
whats got 4 legs and goes "Woof"?
Piper Alpha

Whats got 19 holes and 678 legs?
Lockerby golf course

They sacked the cleaners from the Twin Towers for leaving the landing lights on
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 12:01, More)