» The Onosecond

Caught out via text.
Ono!

I was seeing this girl who, quite honestly, was the most wonderful girl I have ever had the pleasure of erm, well, pleasuring!

We were due to meet up in a hotel in Hatfield and I thought I would send her a quick text to let her know I was looking forward to it.

Out came one of my most slushy, awful love-texts ever!

The text read: "Help. I've come to the sad conclusion that my body is addicted to you. I can't wait to be with you again." and some more slush followed.

Trouble is, she'd left the phone in the hands of her Husband.

Oops. I forgot to mention that part!

Haven't seen her since.

D'Oh!
(Tue 31st May 2005, 9:23, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you know when your Sister has her period?
Your Dad's dick tastes of Shit.

edit - d'oh! read it 5 times now! sorry!
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 16:27, More)