Lauf, Fluffy, Lauf!

...the glacier is coming!

Yee FP! Thank ye, thank ye.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 4:43, More)

Fluffy got a brand new trampoline for christmas...

Whee!
Merry Christmas, all!
FP! Yee!
(Thu 25th Dec 2003, 18:18, More)

Don't angler santa!

Edit: FP? Yay woo!
(Mon 15th Dec 2003, 14:34, More)

Cthulhuau!!

(!)
woo! first FP! thankee!
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 3:51, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

One of my friends has addressed me as "Ancient," though that may have just been an extreme drunk mispronounciation of my real name, Iän.
Among friends I am renowned as a grammar and punctuation Nazi. I know, for example, the difference between hyphens and dashes, diaereses and umlauts, what a ligature is, and how to use the medial s (as in "ſwing ſtates"). Also, I want to murder everyone who pluralizes words with apostrophes, especially "it's."

In a similar vein, I'm also a stickler for valid W3C CSS and XHTML markup (Which b3ta DOES NOT HAVE! Grr!).

At my age, sound financial decisions are completely ricockulous and unheard of, yet I'm about to put a good sum of cash into an IRA (Individual Retirement Account). Retirement!

I am seventeen.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 2:36, More)

» Local Nutters

I live right next door to a mad, old Russian
who drinks huge glassfuls of vodka with every meal, and spends most of his free time screaming at either:
a) his wife, or
b) squirrels

Usually it's squirrels. Sometimes he throws stuff at them, but he's very freindly and harmless, provided you're not a squirrel.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 21:28, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't come all over an apple before I eat it.

(I don't care if it's been done, it's my favourite dead baby joke.)
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 3:42, More)

» Irrational Fears

My thoughts...
I'm afraid that people will be able to hear what I'm thinking when I'm talking or listening to them, like they'll hear me call them an idiot in my mind. It's odd.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 4:39, More)

» Slang Survey

My friends and I
have begun using various b3tan terms (mostly my fault), but we've also begun hearing certain groups of teen girls actually say L.O.L./Lawl, J.K., and various other idiotic IM terms and abbreviations in actual real-life conversation.

Another thing that has an adverse affect on my nerves comes from these same groups of airheaded girls- the phrase "Just Kidding," which they use every time you point out that whatever they just said was wrong or just plain stupid. They're never actually kidding, either. There isn't enough intelligence among the lot of them to comprehend sarcasm, so I sincerely doubt that they are ever telling the truth when they say that.

It's disturbing that blatant lies have become common enough to be consiedered slang.



...erm, sorry about the bitter, folks.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 18:26, More)