» Your Revenge Stories

Not me but classic
A friend of mine works in a shearing hotel serving cheap holidays for old fogies who occasionally redecorate the bathrooms and die.

His boss is a right twunt and loves to think of himself as some sort of god for working 90 hour weeks and earning rubbish money. Anyways they are always at each other throats and it is not uncommon for them to be scrapping in front of guests. One particularly funny revenge he took was to put his boss's car for sale in Scot-ads (a free national ads paper) for 500 quid, was probably worth about 8k, resulting in many enquiries. When his boss found out about this he went nuts and gave him a written warning which he then framed and put up on the wall beside all the awards the hotel had won for all to see!
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:47, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Train horror!
My girlfriend lived down in Leicester and i lived in the north of Scotland so every 4th wknd i would take the train down and back up again. Its not a great journey and was normally pretty dull. This one time however an elderly gentleman (in his sixtys) with a taty suit, dirty white shirt and thick bottle glasses got on at somewhere near Edinburgh. His tie was a mess and he looked very much like a dirty old man. After sitting down across the row from me he straightened his tie and tidied himself up a bit. He then got out a copy of razzle and proceeded to read away while stoking him stomach. It looked a little odd but he had obviously threaded himself up his trousers and into the bottom of his shirt. He sat like this for a wee while stoking and reading away before jerking suddenly a few times, the smile on his face showed what he had been up to.

The image still haunts me!!
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 1:44, More)

» Slang Survey

Thick shit
aparently means its good, i overheard a young lad the other day saying to his mate "I watched spiderman last night, it was some thick shit man"
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 18:51, More)