» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

dodgy indian
A bloke from the nearby indian "restaurant" was arrested over the weekend. Apparently he kept a slave out the back in a tin shed. Didnt pay him, and the slave was forced to work 7 days a week, all day under horrendous conditions...

Bastard... He could have at least passed some of the savings on to us!
(Tue 25th Jul 2006, 12:47, More)

» I just don't get it

that goddamn frog
that stupid fucking frog thing has just shown up on my telly. you know that little bastard that makes the "hilarious" sounds of a F1 car or something. firstly, thats not funny. secondly, why did some dopey fucktard have to make a dance remix for mobile phones, then put the ad on in damn near every ad break?
ITS NOT FUNNY YOU WANKERS!

/endrant
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 5:51, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

speed-relationships
Its not totally my fault, my mates put me up to it... but being the cruel, intollerable bastard that i was in primary school i though it was quite good fun to go up to the school bitch (nice boobs, not a bad lookin bird) and ask her out. after she said yes, it was met with the swift reply "good, coz you're dumped"

sweet.
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 14:16, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

Foreigners...
Its amazing how foreigners think that once they are in an english-speaking country they can say whatever they like in their native tongue and noone will notice...
My girl used to work at a cafe in a hot tourism spot, and as such is often very busy and usually understaffed. She also manages to speak german quite fluently. Cue snobby germans who complain to each other in german, and even call my girl names when she delivers their meal. Of course she understands every word that they were saying.
Unfortunately, she did not tell them (in german) that they were a bunch of shit eating ugly fucks who she wished would die a terrible terrible death. I was very dissapointed....
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 3:11, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

drink up
At our high school in Oz we had a fundraiser dealie where students in years 7 to 11 could "buy" a year 12 "slave" for the day. Me and my mates got bought by a bunch of year 7 girls who thought they were cool shit. After doing the usual stuff like "do my schoolwork" and the like, they decided that they were hungry and that we should go buy some hot chips and coke from the local shops, AND that we should pay for it. After having enough of their demands, i agreed. we drove and bought some chips, and ate them ourselves. We then proceeded to a mates place and got an nearly empty 2L bottle of coke. we decided to fill up this bottle with any possible disgusting liquid we could find. Fish sauce, tobasco, etc was used to fill it up. then we made it the colour of coke by using soy sauce. with the little bit of coke in it, it even had a fizz. it looked perfect. we took it back to school and gave it to them, only to result in them drinking it, puzzling about it and offering it to more of their friends. They eventually realised and were no longer feeling all too great. Suckers.

You might find this method to be of great assistance when sharing a flat with theiving bastrds.
(Sun 16th May 2004, 7:09, More)