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» Rock and Roll Stories
Cock Rockers
At a very bad gig I remember two awful bands coming down to play and bringing their rock slut girlfriends with them. After about half an hour of the second shit band (I'm very tolerant of crap rock) I retired upstairs for some peace a quiet only to be confronted by the lead singer of the support band receiving a blow job off the girl friend of the lead singer from the headline band.
this would have only caused a passing giggle if it wasn't for the headline band cutting their set short and the leadsinger heading straight for the upstairs bar for a drink. He spots his mate. "Hey man...nice work!", he then recognises his girlfriend. "What the fuck!" His mate replies "You can have a go on mine if you want!" a barrage of fists and headbutts insure and both bands are thrown out kit and all.
I never did find out if he was offering him a go on his cock or his girlfriend.
(Tue 4th Jul 2006, 17:10, More)
Cock Rockers
At a very bad gig I remember two awful bands coming down to play and bringing their rock slut girlfriends with them. After about half an hour of the second shit band (I'm very tolerant of crap rock) I retired upstairs for some peace a quiet only to be confronted by the lead singer of the support band receiving a blow job off the girl friend of the lead singer from the headline band.
this would have only caused a passing giggle if it wasn't for the headline band cutting their set short and the leadsinger heading straight for the upstairs bar for a drink. He spots his mate. "Hey man...nice work!", he then recognises his girlfriend. "What the fuck!" His mate replies "You can have a go on mine if you want!" a barrage of fists and headbutts insure and both bands are thrown out kit and all.
I never did find out if he was offering him a go on his cock or his girlfriend.
(Tue 4th Jul 2006, 17:10, More)
» The Onosecond
Daddy's boy!
One day while lulling around in the a beer garden I suddenly remebered an old friend I hadn't see for about a year. I thought I would do the nice thing and text him a friendly message to show I hadn't forgotten him. The text read "Hi there fucko, haven't heard from you in a while to busy fucking your dad or you decided you mum's withered fanny is worth going back to?" you know the usual polite text.
It was only four weeks later that I happened to bump into my friend and asked why he hadn't replied. As I'm sure you ahve guessed by now the bastard had got a ne phone and contract and given his old one to his Dad. needless to say I haven't been invited around for tea recently.
(Tue 31st May 2005, 18:11, More)
Daddy's boy!
One day while lulling around in the a beer garden I suddenly remebered an old friend I hadn't see for about a year. I thought I would do the nice thing and text him a friendly message to show I hadn't forgotten him. The text read "Hi there fucko, haven't heard from you in a while to busy fucking your dad or you decided you mum's withered fanny is worth going back to?" you know the usual polite text.
It was only four weeks later that I happened to bump into my friend and asked why he hadn't replied. As I'm sure you ahve guessed by now the bastard had got a ne phone and contract and given his old one to his Dad. needless to say I haven't been invited around for tea recently.
(Tue 31st May 2005, 18:11, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Craig David's crack
Oh yes and a friend of mine 'allegedly' smoked crack with Craig David on a boat in Southampton harbor during a New Years Eve party...I bet he was singing as he inhaled...cock.
(Tue 30th May 2006, 16:25, More)
Craig David's crack
Oh yes and a friend of mine 'allegedly' smoked crack with Craig David on a boat in Southampton harbor during a New Years Eve party...I bet he was singing as he inhaled...cock.
(Tue 30th May 2006, 16:25, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Rugby player cock shock
I went to a rugby 7's tournament when I was a kid and after seeing the Welsh legend JPR Williams and getting his autograph I then spotted the Australian captain David Campese and thought his signature would go nicely against the picture of him in the program. So did hundreds of other kids who swarmed him. I held back while he signed a few signatures and then followed him when he walked off. After about 100 yards I shouted "Mr. Campese can I have your autograph please?" "Fuck off runt!" (I'm sure he said runt) came his retort. I must admit I liked him even more after that.
(Tue 30th May 2006, 18:08, More)
Rugby player cock shock
I went to a rugby 7's tournament when I was a kid and after seeing the Welsh legend JPR Williams and getting his autograph I then spotted the Australian captain David Campese and thought his signature would go nicely against the picture of him in the program. So did hundreds of other kids who swarmed him. I held back while he signed a few signatures and then followed him when he walked off. After about 100 yards I shouted "Mr. Campese can I have your autograph please?" "Fuck off runt!" (I'm sure he said runt) came his retort. I must admit I liked him even more after that.
(Tue 30th May 2006, 18:08, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
Famous people = twats...sometimes
I've met many famous people over the last five years and except for a few they are nearly all coked up alcy's arseholes.
The exceptions are the older ones (Midge Ure, Peter Gabriel, Robert Plant), geeks (7 Seconds of Love:-) and crack heads (Pete Doherty...yes he does get everywhere but is too mashed to be an arsehole...many of his 'friends' are cunts though!).
(Tue 30th May 2006, 16:22, More)
Famous people = twats...sometimes
I've met many famous people over the last five years and except for a few they are nearly all coked up alcy's arseholes.
The exceptions are the older ones (Midge Ure, Peter Gabriel, Robert Plant), geeks (7 Seconds of Love:-) and crack heads (Pete Doherty...yes he does get everywhere but is too mashed to be an arsehole...many of his 'friends' are cunts though!).
(Tue 30th May 2006, 16:22, More)