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» Picky Eaters

God damn it people.
wretch, n.:

1. One who is sunk in deep distress, sorrow, misfortune, or poverty; a miserable, unhappy, or unfortunate person; a poor or hapless being.

2. A vile, sorry, or despicable person; one of opprobrious or reprehensible character; a mean or contemptible creature.

retch, v:

1. To hawk, bring up phlegm.

2. To make efforts to vomit.

To make it relevant: celery makes me retch, and if I find it in my food I feel wretched.
(Sat 3rd Mar 2007, 18:00, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Worrying teacher behaviour
In 5th year Geography I knocked my pencil case onto the floor at the end of the lesson. I bent to pick it up and experienced a very definite *slapping* sensation across my buttocks. I stood up and slowly turned around. Amazingly, there was Mr Nicholas holding a ruler. The pupils left in the classroom were staring in shocked silence. The teacher laughed nervously and said "Sorry Susanna, but some targets are too good to resist."

Nice save sir. Nice.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 18:14, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Pronouncing names
I don't really think it's outwith the grasp of most people to learn the pronounciation of the place names they're about to visit. I'm going to Poland in a few weeks and I've gone out of my way to make sure I can pronounce names like Lódz (woodge) and Wroclaw (vrotswaf).

An American woman once got really pissed off with me when she overheard me describing barbecued food as "charred flesh". She looked genuinely upset and told me I was being "very rude". What did she think she was eating? Solidified rainbows?

Edit - Hmm, for some reason it won't let me do accents on the Polish letters. Oh well, you get the idea.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 3:24, More)

» We have to talk

Fuckin stupid hippy bitch!

Fuckin stupid hippy bitch!

Punishment was delivered by form of a 50hour labour and ripped inards!!!

I think she dodged a bullet when she chucked you. Fucksake man.
(Mon 23rd Apr 2007, 19:36, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

You had me at "how are you gentlemen !!"
(Wed 18th Apr 2007, 0:59, More)
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