» Awesome Sickies

Sickie Sacking
Many moons ago when I was an Engineering Apprentice one of my fellow apprentices had been on the sick for a few weeks. His sick notes from the dotor said he had 'a broken rib from squeezing to hard on the toilet'. Where we worked had a medical facility and he was summond to attend a medical, where it transpired there was nowt wrong with him. What had happed was that he had nicked a doctors sick note pad and was writing his own sick notes and seeling them to others.
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 10:39, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

Text sent to me in error
Sitting in the office one day clock watching when I received a text message. Looked at the number but did not recognise it, what the hell opened it up. This is how it read ‘Hey up big boy get your knob out’. Felt duty bound to phone the number and find out who was behind this. Turns out Jackie had meant to send it to her husband whose number was one digit different from mine. I told her not to worry as she had made my day. Colleagues at work did wonder why I was standing in the middle of the office with me knob out
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 11:30, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Q. Why do German Shower heads have eleven holes?
A. Because Jew's have only got ten fingers


Room for one more down there?
Going down.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 7:49, More)

» Petty Sabotage

In the days of yore when PC's were new
and not very many household had one. Used to go to the likes of Dixons and rename critical operating system files. Next time the machines were booted they failed. The shop monkeys would have no idea how to fix them, as this was pre PC's supplied with recovery disks.
(Mon 9th May 2005, 10:06, More)

» Singing the wrong words

We three King of Orient are
One in a taxi, one in a car.
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter.
Smoking a fat cigar.
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 14:51, More)