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Former member of Hear'Say, now working at the Swansea branch of KFC. I enjoy insulting rodents, vegetables and shiny things. One day I hope to become a famous swan.

www.40divinity.tk Where I live

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Oh Magic Donkey
(Sat 1st Nov 2003, 18:22, More)

Door-to-Door Salesmen on Tatooine

/EDIT Magic Donkey woo
(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 19:13, More)

possible bad taste

(Sun 19th May 2002, 11:44, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Old People Talk Bollocks

When I was off to work in France
I visited my gran to say goodbye. As I left she warned me to 'watch out for the wogs'.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 13:53, More)

» Worst Record Ever

All that she wants
Ace of Base

I remember on a French exchange when i was about 13, it was really popular. We had this french/english disco, and it seemed that every time i asked a French girl to dance and got rejected, the DJ instinctively knew to play this tune. I heard it at least four times that night...

"Voulez-vous dancer avec moi?"
"Non!"
"All that she wants... is another baby..doo doo doo"
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 19:07, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Wanted Criminal Nutter
A group of girls lived in the flat across the hall from me at Uni in Oxford. One of whom was a little bit of a chatroom addict. She would spend hours and hours on some chatroom speaking to various people. Here she met a guy who lived close to her home town. They conversed for a while and then she invited him to visit. We were all a little cautious, having heard many interweb nutter stories before, nevertheless he seemed nice enough. We ventured out to the student club night and proceeded to get very drunk, and during the evening, he dissapeared. We found him outside at the end of the night, sitting on a wall.

On the walk back to our halls he explained that he had been escorted out of the club by plain clothes police officers, taken to the nearest station and questioned for two hours. Once back at the flat he stood by the window peeking through the curtains and explaining how 'the FBI' were out there, hiding behind cars and bushes watching his every move, and how 'they're always there, but can never be seen'.

I later discovered from a friend that he'd been kicked out of the club by a bouncer, after vomiting in the corner of the room.
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 23:42, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

A mystery parcel from Amazon
arrived on my doorstep on Monday morning. It contained 'A brief History of the Universe' by Stephen 'Robovoice' Hawking.
Cue memories of deep philisophical rambling in the pub on saturday.
A quick check of my browser history confirms the purchase occured at 1.30am Sunday.
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 13:11, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Johnny Machine
On the condom machine of my student union's toilets was scrawled

"FOR REFUND, INSERT BABY"
(Mon 7th May 2007, 0:19, More)
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