
A lass once gave me one of them with "Dream Girl" on it. I told her it needed a comma.
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Sat 1 Nov 2003, 18:25,
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'cause I didn't fancy her.
Getting someone else to shag her would have helped, but nobody was up for it.
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Sat 1 Nov 2003, 18:28,
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Getting someone else to shag her would have helped, but nobody was up for it.

no matter how low and lonely i am, love hearts always love me
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Sat 1 Nov 2003, 18:25,
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Would be good to give to the pesky trick or treat kids that came to my door last night...as i finnished all the sweets i got for them
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Sat 1 Nov 2003, 18:31,
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it actually says "the gum that tastes like soap" on the packet
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Sun 2 Nov 2003, 4:10,
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'web site'
just that. amuses me greatly
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Sat 1 Nov 2003, 18:34,
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just that. amuses me greatly