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# Door-to-Door Salesmen on Tatooine

/EDIT Magic Donkey woo
(Choaderboy, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# hehehehe
well spotted :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# kinda sucks...
badum-cha!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:14, archived)
# haha!
that is ace! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# When he sucks up all the dirt
where will they stand?

That are hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Elsewhere
?
(Choaderboy, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# ROFL!
those Kirby reps get everywhere.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
# have you seen it...... eh........ have you seen it...............
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# wash
board?
(Choaderboy, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:19, archived)
# yes
I am working on my revenge as we type :P

You really should show some solidarity with your fellow Norn Ironers, even if I am a dirty Prod ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:20, archived)
# so what makes thee think
I isnt
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# dunno
just that the Prods get the biggest bashing these days.
I'm half dirty fenian if that's any help?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:23, archived)
# well on a more sensible note, d'ya not think
we'd all get on a bit better if we thought of oourselves as norn irish rather than prods and fenians?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:24, archived)
# of course we would
I was only joking. I think if we took the p*ss out of ourselves more, it would help
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# inthe name of jayzuswoman
yoou're right, pity the narrow minded bigots don't share the attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:31, archived)
# aye, it is sure.
I'm still gunna knack yer melt in though, wee lawd ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# you
gonna make the bash then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:25, archived)
# always expect the unexpected dear boy
mind you I reckon yoou lot would run a mile if I walked into a pub you're in, woould be kinda interesting to figure out who's who though, I'll be the old guy in the corner smoking a spliff and supping a fine malt
edit/ besides being as how it's the 12th of july, i'll have some people from norn iron staying, they like to get away around then, the reverend mother will understand
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:28, archived)
# and
I'd be the big bloke with a spiky pierced eyebrow chugging lager down me neck like it's no tomorrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# so where's it at then
can't be arsed to look too hard, in the company of a fine chilean red at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Looking
like pub called The Font in Manchester , right outside Oxford Rd station
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# man that's like a three day camel hike from me
seriooous hassle walking home pissed from that
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# i would be the hairy oik
who smells of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)
# oh yes
norn iron is riot central around the 12th
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
# here wait a minute
do you like short stories?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
# writ some and
have been giving them to folks to read before publishing, about being a wee fella in b'fast
if you want one use mail link in profile
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:36, archived)
# need a proper honest critique
mind you
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I'll be
honest but not brutal. I did A level Eng Lit, trust me
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# well it's not so much "lit"
as banter
b.t.w. I got an A
edit/ but if you could be brutal!
there's a tenner in it and I'll bring me own ropes
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# on its way
dear girl
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Yeah but...
...what's it like for doing the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# "I sensed a great disturbance under the couch..."
Woo!
(The Convenient Monk, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 22:35, archived)