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inspirations from the other dalek posts today...
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 18:04, More)


sorry bout the size...
(Fri 25th Jul 2003, 13:08, More)

inspired utterly by KFR42s mario anim earlier...

(Thu 10th Jul 2003, 16:44, More)

oh how they laughed at the outtakes...

sorry bout the filesize, bit of a monster...
(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 18:25, More)

no mr bread, i expect you to die!

(Thu 15th May 2003, 1:34, More)

never disturb a wolf once he has caught a donut.

(Tue 6th May 2003, 0:54, More)

jeff didnt stand a chance...

(Tue 29th Apr 2003, 23:59, More)

the targets had planned this for weeks...

ps: come to mindpiss and photoshop an allan: new window clicky
(Thu 3rd Apr 2003, 11:27, More)


(Tue 1st Apr 2003, 14:33, More)

shall i carve? leg or whisker?

(Mon 31st Mar 2003, 17:05, More)

Best answers to questions:

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Queen Elizabeth I
When I was at Uni in Manchester, there was one night all of our house had taken either shrooms or acid... I was on the latter. A few of us were sitting in the living room watching Elizabeth I - the one with Glenda Jackson in. Someone asked to turn the TV over, and for some reason I said "No. Don't turn it over, i'm grooved by her forehead."

I never fucking lived that one down.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 15:16, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

bus ticket...
Several years ago when I was a student in Manchester, I asked a girl I was seeing if she fancied staying the night... she replied with "No. I bought a return bus ticket and I am going to get my value for money."

The bus ticket cost £1.60. It ended a couple of days later, obviously.
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 23:53, More)

» Stupid Tourists

German Cricket
About 20 years ago I went on holiday to a small island off the coast of Tunisia, called Djerba. The beach there wasn't frequented much as everyone seemed to prefer the pools, the sea was pretty cold that time of year. The only people on the beach were a group of German tourists.

There were there on the beach playing cricket with a plank of wood and one of the numerous fuzzy brown balls lying around on the sand.

Since I didn't know the German for camel shit, I wasn't really able to tell them what the balls were made of!
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 17:53, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

boots pukebag...
One night I was seriously drunk on peach schnapps in ibiza. A friend helped me back to the apartment, and i managed to stagger to my bed. So i sat on the edge of the bed, leaned my forehead against the wall... picked up a boots carrier bag off the floor and put the handles over my ears like a horses feedbag.

For the next few hours i slept / puked / slept / puked etc. Then some point in the early morning I woke up with a large bag of puke around my face, and a huge red circle on my forehead where I had been leaning against the wall for the last 5 hours.

(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 10:49, More)

» Pet Names

not mine, but...
A friend of mine had a hamster called Jimmy Hendrix. He ran over it with his bed by mistake, totally flattening the poor thing.

So whenever anyone asks me how Hendrix dies I can say with a straight face that he got run over by a double bed.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 13:58, More)
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