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# unsurprisingly, jeff was known from this point on as the Turdis...

(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# the turdis?
magic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# as poo jokes go
that one's pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# What's brown and knocks on your window?
A poo on stilts.
sadly, one of my favourite jokes of all time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# One of my favourites too
well, it is now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Do you have
sick fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# you want
bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Nah - necrophilia used to be mine
till some rotten cunt split on me...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# oh man
that is grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# I used to be into necrophilia, sadism and bestality
But it was too much like flogging a dead horse

Ba-doom

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(MadMich, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha
dirty jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# dear lord
that is one of the best things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Arf!
Love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# is that
the most famous poo in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I think so.
It has made one or two appearances on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# it is..

the worlds most perfect poo. a real cumberland curl.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Does anyone have a source for it?
it'd disappeared off GIS last time I had a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)
# lurker_no_more helped me out there...

with this one:

new window turd
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers. I have it safe in my clutches now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# is it
seeping through your fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Lovely.
Just Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# woo!
rock on Turdis.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# very nice
looks more like something Digby would curl off..
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hehe
very nice, made me grin :¬)
(.doc, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# ha ha nice!
I got slated for a poo post the other night by the campaign to keep poo off the board! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# If I'd been around I'd have slated you too
scatological humour seems to be a very British thing.

BTW, how is life treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Bollocks!
/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)
# good mate!
d-mob happy at work :)

How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# poo poo poo poo
www.ratemypoo.com
edit: I think this is Not Safe For Anyone by the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# no no no NO NO NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# hehe
you're like an anti-Meg Ryan!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Can I just say
bottle bank?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)
# MY GOD
Hummus overload.
Does every picture you post have to go on the front page?



(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)