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» My Worst Vomit
primary school puke
When i was 6 i woke up feeling very ill, but still went into school. Standing up in the hall where the whole school attended for morning prayers, i valiantly tried to stop myself being sick all over my classmates. End of prayers, i walk upto the headmaster to tell him i'm going to be sick and then redecorate his pants and shoes with my breakfast. Sorry Mr Kehoe that you had to wear shorts and sandals for the rest of the day, but i got to go home (weeeee!)
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 13:28, More)
primary school puke
When i was 6 i woke up feeling very ill, but still went into school. Standing up in the hall where the whole school attended for morning prayers, i valiantly tried to stop myself being sick all over my classmates. End of prayers, i walk upto the headmaster to tell him i'm going to be sick and then redecorate his pants and shoes with my breakfast. Sorry Mr Kehoe that you had to wear shorts and sandals for the rest of the day, but i got to go home (weeeee!)
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 13:28, More)
» Booze Related Disasters
bouncy castles are dangerous
At Leeds Met 2 years ago, i was out with a group of mates taking advantage of the £1 a pint rule at the bar. After 6ish pints and a couple of shots, we all decided it would be a good idea to go on the bouncy castle handily supplied next to the dance floor. After queuing for a good bit of the night, five of my mates and me got on there and promptly decided to start trying to do backflips and somersaults (as you do). In an effort to show off to everyone i decided to try a backflip, and landed with my hand under my knee, which tore the tendons in my hand. Cue bouncers escorting me into a back room to sign an accident form with my now badly swollen hand, and telling me and my mates to walk to the hospital down the road. It took half an hour due to people being sick after looking at my hand which was the shape of a tennis ball, and waiting at the hospital till 5am only to be told go home and come back at 8am. As it was just as wed broke up for easter i spent the next week on painkillers and embaressed by what happened. On the flip side we all got those cardboard bowls as souveneirs :)
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 15:00, More)
bouncy castles are dangerous
At Leeds Met 2 years ago, i was out with a group of mates taking advantage of the £1 a pint rule at the bar. After 6ish pints and a couple of shots, we all decided it would be a good idea to go on the bouncy castle handily supplied next to the dance floor. After queuing for a good bit of the night, five of my mates and me got on there and promptly decided to start trying to do backflips and somersaults (as you do). In an effort to show off to everyone i decided to try a backflip, and landed with my hand under my knee, which tore the tendons in my hand. Cue bouncers escorting me into a back room to sign an accident form with my now badly swollen hand, and telling me and my mates to walk to the hospital down the road. It took half an hour due to people being sick after looking at my hand which was the shape of a tennis ball, and waiting at the hospital till 5am only to be told go home and come back at 8am. As it was just as wed broke up for easter i spent the next week on painkillers and embaressed by what happened. On the flip side we all got those cardboard bowls as souveneirs :)
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 15:00, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Why did they tell me it was wrong to lie?
My parents told me and my brothers that when we were went to bed there were Bogeymen under the bed that would eat us if we tried to get out of bed again. And that there were baddies in cupboards, wardrobes etc.
saying our dog wanted to move out and join the police.
if i lied the green man would take my tongue.
My little brothers fish died when he was 9 or 10, and my mum told him he had to pray to get the fish to fish heaven. He had 7 or 8 kids off the street paying homage to a piece of dirt in the back where he buried it.
The worst though was when my mum convinced me that Carrot cake did not have carrots in it, but bits of orange sweets, even got my grandma in on the act just to make me eat it. I was 12 at the time and didnt actually cotten on until they told my friends when giving a lift to school. I cannot even look at carrot cake now.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 0:08, More)
Why did they tell me it was wrong to lie?
My parents told me and my brothers that when we were went to bed there were Bogeymen under the bed that would eat us if we tried to get out of bed again. And that there were baddies in cupboards, wardrobes etc.
saying our dog wanted to move out and join the police.
if i lied the green man would take my tongue.
My little brothers fish died when he was 9 or 10, and my mum told him he had to pray to get the fish to fish heaven. He had 7 or 8 kids off the street paying homage to a piece of dirt in the back where he buried it.
The worst though was when my mum convinced me that Carrot cake did not have carrots in it, but bits of orange sweets, even got my grandma in on the act just to make me eat it. I was 12 at the time and didnt actually cotten on until they told my friends when giving a lift to school. I cannot even look at carrot cake now.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 0:08, More)