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» World's Sickest Joke

rape jokes
Its not rape if you shout SURPRISE first

Happened to mention this to a girl i had just met, who had been raped not once but twice. shut me up for a good twenty seconds
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 14:34, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

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on the toilet wall of the truro hospital residences:
Please flush twice its a long way to the cantine.
Its been painted over twice and you can still see it, clear as day.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:50, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

most accident prone girl eva!
1) got hit by a car in the arse, which inevitably saved me from anything more than scrapes and bruises - the car came off worse!

2)passed out and put my teeth through my lip breaking my teeth in the process, the swelling was incredible. the scars pretty impressive tho

3) jumped off a stool and slipped on a piece of paper ended up breaking my wrist


yes im very accident prone and cld probably injure myself in a safety bubble...
my brother also threw me threw our glass front door
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 22:59, More)

» Irrational Fears

peaches
my friend cant be near a peach or nething even peach scented since gettin drunk on a whole bottle of peach schnapps, pukin everywhere and tryin to dial 911
so my drink of choice when shes around is obvious so so cruel
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 17:12, More)