my brother used this one while working as a Dj with his mate
*interrupts music* *pumps up mic volume*

Hey Dave, don't joke about the holocaust my grandad died in a concentration camp

*pause* *crowd all looks round*

I'm sorry John, was he gassed?

*pause*

No Dave, he fell out of his machine gun tower!

*stunned silence from crowd*

*quickly puts music back on*
*never rehired*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 20:38, Reply)