» Evidence that you're getting old

Oh dear god...
Met up with a couple of mates on a saturday night who I hadn't seen in ages, went to a bar and then spent the next 3 hours in deep, heated discussion of house prices and mortgages and social decline.

I AM my dad. *resists urge to buy Daily Mail*

Edit: And indigestion tablets. For my terrible heartburn. I'm 28. ffs
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 15:49, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Ahem:
"Leprosy,
Bits and pieces falling off of of me,

I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh I believe,
In Leprosy"

(To the tune of Yesterday by the beatles. My mate actually made it up and three of us collapsed in hysterics one school choir practice....*reminisces*)
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:58, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Who wants to be a millionaire?
£200 question : What does the G in 'GMT' stand for?

Contestant takes an amusing 10 or so seconds to confirm the correct answer and my mates and I have a wry snigger whereupon one of mate's girlfriend pipes up "Why are you laughing, that's a really hard question, I wouldn't have known..."

2:2 in Psychology? Never mind that she'd got a degree - just having been on the planet for 24 years is bad enough.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 11:08, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Anyone remember The Shamen?
with their classic hit LSI (Love Sex Intelligence)?

Me and my sister were convinced the chorus went:
"Love, sex, intelligence,
Ooh! Coming on like a set of stamps..."

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense I admit....
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 11:46, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Dull sunday drama
I was walking home from work one afternoon through Hemel Hempstead's 'Old Town' and walked past the flowershop that they turned into a restaurant for the BBC shite sunday police-drama "Pie in the Sky". Samantha Janus was being filmed jumping into a green BMW convertible and I narrowly avoided concussion with a lamppost through gawping.
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 14:39, More)