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» Rock and Roll Stories
Lemmy's sandwiches
Went to see Motorhead in Wolverhampton. After the gig, me and my mates followed the band back to their hotel. And chatted with them in the bar and ate their sandwiches…
Time passes and I'm in a club in Birmingham before another gig. It was supposed to be the Sex Pistols, but I'd arrived 24 hours late.
At the bar, I turn to my right and leaning on the bar is Lemmy. "Hi" I said. "I saw you in Wolverhampton a while back."
"I know," he said. "You're the c**t who ate our sandwiches." So I bought him a large gin and tonic.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 16:24, More)
Lemmy's sandwiches
Went to see Motorhead in Wolverhampton. After the gig, me and my mates followed the band back to their hotel. And chatted with them in the bar and ate their sandwiches…
Time passes and I'm in a club in Birmingham before another gig. It was supposed to be the Sex Pistols, but I'd arrived 24 hours late.
At the bar, I turn to my right and leaning on the bar is Lemmy. "Hi" I said. "I saw you in Wolverhampton a while back."
"I know," he said. "You're the c**t who ate our sandwiches." So I bought him a large gin and tonic.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 16:24, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Mark Brown
At school, when they did the register, they read out my mate's surname first, then his first name.
Hence: "Skids"
(Fri 19th May 2006, 9:35, More)
Mark Brown
At school, when they did the register, they read out my mate's surname first, then his first name.
Hence: "Skids"
(Fri 19th May 2006, 9:35, More)
» Toilets
Lavatory humour
My father-in-law worked at Heathrow as an engineer in the 1950s. While he and his fellow grease monkeys were eating their sandwiches one lunchtime, a chap drove the honey wagon out on to the tarmac to empty the poo out of an airliner. They saw him stand underneath the plane, connect the pipe up overhead, throw the handle and obviously nothing happened as his next move was to disconnect the pipe and poke a stick up the opening to clear the blockage.
They had to call the airport fire brigade to clean him up.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 21:49, More)
Lavatory humour
My father-in-law worked at Heathrow as an engineer in the 1950s. While he and his fellow grease monkeys were eating their sandwiches one lunchtime, a chap drove the honey wagon out on to the tarmac to empty the poo out of an airliner. They saw him stand underneath the plane, connect the pipe up overhead, throw the handle and obviously nothing happened as his next move was to disconnect the pipe and poke a stick up the opening to clear the blockage.
They had to call the airport fire brigade to clean him up.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 21:49, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
What can you do? What can you do? What can you do with a bat like that? What can you do?
I've got a Beat on the Brat baseball bat given to me by The Ramones after their first gig in England. It is very small, black and says Louisville Slugger on the other side, but the lettering is gradually wearing off so eventually nobody will believe me.
(Tue 9th Nov 2004, 18:30, More)
What can you do? What can you do? What can you do with a bat like that? What can you do?
I've got a Beat on the Brat baseball bat given to me by The Ramones after their first gig in England. It is very small, black and says Louisville Slugger on the other side, but the lettering is gradually wearing off so eventually nobody will believe me.
(Tue 9th Nov 2004, 18:30, More)
» More Pet Stories
Naughty dog! Greedy dog!
Our Springer Spaniel once climbed on the table as mum was calling the family to Sunday lunch and ate a leg of lamb, all the veg and an apple pie. I was out at work but phoned to say when I would be home and was told Spaghetti Bolognese was now on the menu. As I came in the door, Susie the Spaniel was climbing down off the table, with the last strand of pasta disappearing down her gullet. I loved that dog!
(Mon 4th Feb 2013, 22:52, More)
Naughty dog! Greedy dog!
Our Springer Spaniel once climbed on the table as mum was calling the family to Sunday lunch and ate a leg of lamb, all the veg and an apple pie. I was out at work but phoned to say when I would be home and was told Spaghetti Bolognese was now on the menu. As I came in the door, Susie the Spaniel was climbing down off the table, with the last strand of pasta disappearing down her gullet. I loved that dog!
(Mon 4th Feb 2013, 22:52, More)