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22 year old neuropsych statistician who likes beer. A lot.

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» Teenage Parties

Not my story but funny nonetheless
A friend of mine from Newcastle (AU) is a bit of a shitbag when drunk and does some horrible things. Horribly AMUSING. To whit, from an MSN conversation:

(Blunt) i used to love parties in highschool.
(Blunt) go to a house, drink 2 long necks, break said house, see some teenage boobs, go home
(Blunt) best one was where i invented Beer Lotto
(Blunt) Dryer + beer bottles + somebody elses house
(Blunt) turn dryer on and shout numbers out whilst throwing more beer bottles at the machine
(Blunt) or there was the take 4 litre ice cream out of freezer, cut the ice cream out and dig a hole in the bottom, shit in hole, replace ice cream
(Blunt) so they'd be eating that for a few days before striking the prize
(Blunt) I only did it once. it was too much work. shitting in the top part of other peoples toilets was a lot easier
(Blunt) plus you sometimes got to see results when some angry cunt would be rampaging through the house going "WHO SHAT IN THE TOILET?"
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 9:47, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

People I've met on the internet
My husband. He's pretty damn weird. Also that guy from IRC that sent headless roses to my house. I don't know how he found out where I live.

You have to go to a lot of effort to find yourself a stalker online these days though, what with every joe lunchpail and sally housecoat having an MSN account.
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 2:46, More)

» Premonitions

It's not really a premonition as such...
..but about 8 years ago I was waiting with some friends for our order in a local fish and chip shop, and I was browsing through the crappy women's mags on the counter (as you do) and as usual they all featured shock scandal stories about Princess Di on the cover. Flippantly I said 'god that woman is so bloody annoying, I wish she would just die'.

The next day she did 0_o
(Sun 21st Nov 2004, 13:36, More)

» Singing the wrong words

We like Pink Floyd and mums
I have just come..comfortably in your mum.

Caused me to get slapped across the back of the head that one did.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 1:58, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

unveiling of the pants guard...
Was with my first proper boyfriend who I had when I was 20 (yeah, I didn't get out much). It was all very embarrassing as we had no idea what we were doing...I mean, yes we both had seen porn but when you're actually doing it yourself it's all scary and weird.

It was pretty crap and over in about 5 minutes. That was the pattern for the rest of our relationship, he was pretty terrible. A few months later he dumped me over IRC. Ouch.
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 7:56, More)
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