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I currently hold a contender for worst site on the web:

Please buy, buy damn you:

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» It was a great holiday, but...

It was a great holiday, but...
...it was full of foreigners.
(Fri 22nd Apr 2005, 13:58, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Once used my vibrating mobile phone...
now iv'e been diagnosed with prostate cancer and have 3 more weeks to live. Oh well.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 19:39, More)

» Shit Stories

Not me but someone i knew
Decided to swallow one of those rubbery cock things that swell up to about 15x their orignal size.
Anyway when it came to having to shit it out he describes it as having anal sex but backwards.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 15:15, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's black and blue and doesn't like anal sex?
The little girl tied up in the boot of my car.
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 9:57, More)

» Claims to Fame

My mate's
drum teacher also taught the drummer from muse.

Pretty tenuous I know.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 12:52, More)
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