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» Obscure Memorabilia

So, so many things
From Leonardo DaVinci's house: A conker that fell from a great height onto my head as I was having my picture taken with my exchange student's family. Sadly I never got a copy of that pic, in which I'm looking stunned and bleeding.

From the Gulf War (Like, the original one): My dad's terms of engagement card which he was given with his weapon. It has the phonetic arabic for 'Stop or I'll shoot!' on it (Kif awo sa, utlig al nar, I believe), pictures of all the animals he found in his boots in the morning and a random cuddly camel.

From a Hundred Reasons gig on wednesday: Colin Doran's water bottle. There was still some in it which I would have drunk, had it not been Nestle. So i drunkenly poured it on my cactus. Lucky Horace, fed on the spit of rock stars. Also a random pick.

A B-reg Vauxhall Nova. I'm keeping it out of nostalgia, not because I can't afford anything better. Really...
(Tue 9th Nov 2004, 17:08, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Incey Wincey Spider
For some reason the other day in the kitchen whilst making late-night pasta my friend Anthony randomly sang "Incey wincey spider climbed up the Tony's spout..." God knows what kind of conversation we were having.
Without thinking I continued with "Down went the Richard and sucked the spider out" (I honestly have no idea where that came from.)

Seconds later Tony and Rick, who was also in the kitchen, put me in the bin arse-first. Apparently I deserved it.
(Thu 3rd Feb 2005, 21:52, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

Dear diary
After going away for a few days I decided to peruse my boyfriend's diary and check he hadn't been up to anything untoward. Well, he'd cheated on me. More than once, and pretty much throughout our entire relationship. Coincidentally, when I was away I'd hooked up with an ex, so I made an entry of my own, even going to the trouble of forging his handwriting, and gave a detailed account, which I didn't embellish...much. Took the twunt 4 days to notice. Needless to say, we're not together anymore.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 19:25, More)