» Your Revenge Stories

ginger revenge
I shaved my ginger beard into my flatmates baccy pouch and watched him smoke it for a week, when he found out he beat the shit out of me ( in a freindly way ) he definately deserved it.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 17:34, More)

» Pure Ignorance

my mother in law has some funny ideas...
during all the flooding a couple of years ago she expressed concern that the country would become too weighed down and sink beneath the sea, much like a plate floating in a bowl of washing up water.

My father in law also had her believe for over a decade that workers in the local crematorium warmed their pork pies on shovels in the furnaces.
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 9:39, More)

» Pure Ignorance

one more pearl of insanity
Shortly after 9/11 she suggested that in case of nuclear attack my wife and I could hide in the cupboard under our stairs.
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 9:42, More)

» Premonitions

backflip
was watching the winter olympics ice skating with my girlfriend a few years back as there was nothing on, bored to tears by the spinning and prancing of one guy I loudly commanded him to "do a fucking backflip!" at which point the guy did!

I've never seen an ice dancer do this move before or since and was totally dumbfounded!
(Wed 24th Nov 2004, 11:44, More)