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Used to be boffy_b, lost password.

I'm Are 15 Years Old


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

That was my defence in court ^

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» School fights

Caught on camera
Never, and I mean never, get into a fight with a physics geek.

School violence, caught on camera.


A picture's a thousand words, so apologies for the length...of my willy!
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 14:18, More)

» School fights

Not really school, and not really a fight...
Y'know what, this probably isn't the place.
(Tue 14th Mar 2006, 22:04, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

The headmaster of my old Secondary School/6th Form quite literally passed into legend as I went through the school.

He's taken over so many schools* that he's practically never seen back at Hip-Hop** High School.
The Year 7s(first years) speak in hushed tones about how they swear they saw the mythical Pauxman** stalking the corridors one lunchtime. There are even those who say he was once known to teach classes.

He now employs a double to walk around the site and keep belief in him up.(Genuine sightings often make the local papers.)

I saw the real Mr. Pauxman** at the train station today, which is odd becuase I was two towns over from his education realm.
I asked him when he was going to officially declare his empire's independance from Britain, his response was a cryptic one:

"That's gone beyond a joke now."

I took this to mean either he was not amused; or that his revolution will come soon, and I will be the first with my back against the wall.
At this point I became nervous and retreated to my book.

*At last count under his direct control were 3.5 Secondaries, a Primary and another in close alliegance.

**Name changed to punnular reference people from my school might get.
(Mon 14th Nov 2005, 23:47, More)

» My first love

Until I found out those cartoons were made in the 70s so now she like a hunderd.
(Sun 23rd Oct 2005, 3:04, More)

» Mistaken Identity

A girl
About daily, from about 16-19. I now maintain a pair of borderline-farmer sideburns, because the abuse they draw is less than the embarrassment of correcting people about my penility. The worst time was being propositioned by a guy who looked like Freddie Mercury with AIDS. He wouldn't believe my or his mate's insistence that I was not in possession of a vagina.

Groups of my friends have also unanimously agreed that I am the spitting image of Tim Robbins, Christopher Lambert or Steven Seagal at various times in my life.
(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 1:22, More)
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