» Housemates from hell

Scum
This is my first experience sharing a house. I have to say that i was a bit worried about having to move in with 6 individuals I did not know but a couple of them I really get on well, so I guess it's not so bad. The other 4 are a bit weird though. Especially the one we nicknamed scum. Why scum? Because she's dirty and incredibly stupid.
Amongst the stupid/scary/disgusting (delete as appropriate) things she's done were:
- Unfold a tent in the lounge while 2 of us were trying to watch telly, then take it back to the bathroom and wash it in the bathtub.
- Fall asleep in her car in front of the house and then, when someone woke her up said "i thought i was still on the motorway".
- Leave her tuna and pasta salad in the kitchen overnight, then put it in a food container in the morning and take it to work.
- Put her alarm clock on and bugger off for the week end. That way, we did not only got woken up at 5am, but at 5pm too. Then deny she did it and hinted that someone might have gone in her room (that was locked).
(Sun 8th Apr 2007, 13:32, More)

» Singing the wrong words

While being drunk
To that famous Radiohead song "I'm a creep, I'm a dildo..."
and Robbie's Millenium "We got stars direct in our face..."
Not as funny now as it was after a few pints...
Sorry!
(Sat 29th Jan 2005, 10:15, More)