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I like: Chips
I don't like: Vegetables

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» World's Sickest Joke

bored on the bus to hell etc
q: what goes "what's blue and doesn't fit?"
a: a b3ta user

q: how do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
a: the whole house is destroyed, not least the fridge, which is rendered completely unserviceable.

q: how do you know if 5 elephants have been in your fridge?
a: there is a mini parked outside your house.

q: how do you know if hitler is in your
a: his bicycle is parked outside and stevie wonder is looking for him in the blender

q: what's blind?
a: stevie wonder

apologies for the non-sickness of some of my jokes, i accidentally removed all references to linda mccartney, rendering them, of course, completely unfunny!!!!!!!!111111111111111
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:44, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

I used to live
in a giant snail shell, about the size of a small bungalow. When asked why we didn't have a 'normal' house, my miniscule giraffe guardian told me that we couldn't afford one so we were living in grandpa's shell. Only recently did I discover that giraffes don't have shells. Liar.
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 19:20, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

hope this has been posted already
what's the worst thing about getting blood on your clown suit?

wiping the blood off your clown suit
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:18, More)

» Road Trip

The Sting
I once planned a journey between the first two letters of the alphabet, but I got confused due to it being the 29th April and ingested a honey-producing insect and my throat went all swelled.
(Tue 19th Jul 2011, 21:57, More)

» I just don't get it

Why people say "Quantum" as in "But quantum means tiny".

But quantum means quantity (phys: discrete quantity). Why do people say it wrong? And not just normal daft people, but clever people, people writing important things for us to see and hear. I see in newspapers or on the telly!

Surely our use of the word "quantum" is lacking in certainty...
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 0:19, More)
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