bored on the bus to hell etc
q: what goes "what's blue and doesn't fit?"
a: a b3ta user

q: how do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
a: the whole house is destroyed, not least the fridge, which is rendered completely unserviceable.

q: how do you know if 5 elephants have been in your fridge?
a: there is a mini parked outside your house.

q: how do you know if hitler is in your
fridge?
a: his bicycle is parked outside and stevie wonder is looking for him in the blender

q: what's blind?
a: stevie wonder

apologies for the non-sickness of some of my jokes, i accidentally removed all references to linda mccartney, rendering them, of course, completely unfunny!!!!!!!!111111111111111
(grippa93, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 18:44, Reply)