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The Gibbon

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» Cross Dressing

Sexy nun fun
I went a bit over board cross dressing.
I dressed up as a sexy nun, however this included fishnets, thong, an awesome make up job and a wig.

We went to the bars got pissed, then later stumbled in to a random poorly lit club. I managed to pull a bird, however when she was kissing me she pulled the wig off accidently. She slapped me, her mates slapped me, the bouncers then hauled me out and "slapped" me. I later found out that I had pulled a dyke in a gay club! Damn you cross dressing antics!!!
(Fri 16th Mar 2007, 18:16, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

The moment that i realised i was complete twunt...
was when I was reading everyone elses misfortunate "thats when i knew it was all over" posts and found myself laughing as they made feel better about myself.
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 6:27, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

One of many...
This was at the legendary Holidays in the Sun punk festival in Morecambe. After consuming 20 pints of stella and missing most of the bands due to trying to pull some crazy punk girls 10 years our senior we saw that Chaz and Dave were playing (yes, at a punk fest), something that we couldn't miss. We dragged this chicks along, then dived in to the mosh pit (imagine it, a hundred people donned in spikey leather jackets with purple mohawks, moshing to "Rabbit Rabbit" by Chaz and Dave...fucking sereal) After the madness the punk girls had dissapeared, we spent 2 hours staggering pissed round Morecambe from 11pm trying to find them again. Ahhh welll there is always next year....
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 7:39, More)

» Childhood bad taste

ohhh so wrong
When I was very much younger (about 8) I used to think nazi officers were cool and looked really hard, to do this I tucked my very baggy trousers in to my wellies and talked in a german accent. Having the blonde hair and blue eyes was just a bonus. I realise now nazis are wrong and are not cool (especially the trousers tucked in to the tall boots)!
(Tue 14th Dec 2004, 16:25, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Queen: Killer Queen
Its nearer the end of the song and is meant to say, "Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat." I however sang

"Rubber bands they're exquist,
Vapourise the pussy cat."

I don't care what you say the first bit does sound likes rubber band! the cat bit just warped me.
(Wed 2nd Feb 2005, 11:36, More)
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