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» Stupid Tourists

The mysteries of flight
I once swear I over heard two people on the bus having the following converstaion:

1) "Where'd you go for you 'olidays then?"
2) "Dunno, we flew"

Class, sheer class.
(Wed 13th Jul 2005, 9:35, More)

» I'm an expert

5-HT4 mediated dopamine release
Yep, you read correctly. It's all to do with 5-HT4 receptor subtypes in the nigro-striatum don't you know.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 15:10, More)

» When I met the parents

Not me but an ex...
My Dad is a very keen amateur chef, so when I bring home prospective wedding material they get treated to the full 15 course extravaganza. This is all fine and well, as long as the girl in question doesn't have an eating disorder. Cue young lady in question heading to toilet after course two, throwing up for ten mintues and refusing to come out again. Somehow that relationship last 3 years...
(Thu 19th May 2005, 16:02, More)

» Toilets

Thank you Mr Jack Daniels
It was christmas eve. I was about 18. I was designated driver for the evening. Once back at my girlfriend's mum's house I proceded to drink half a bottle of Jack Daniels to try and catch everyone up. Obviously I black out. All I can remember is getting up to be sick, and going into the toilet and then feeling a little cold in my sleep. What had actually happened was I'd fallen asleep in the toilet, naked as the day i was born. My girl's brother had got up to go in the night and couldn't get in as my corpse was blocking the door, so he and his mother had shouldered the door open and she'd had to carry me back to bed. The Mum spent the rest of my relationship questioning exactly what her daugther saw in such a small young boy...
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 15:18, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Oh, oh, my turn...
I was at Uni with a guy who's name was Christopher Peacock. Not much at first (stay with me here), but he was known as Chris, Chris Peacock, or with the initial, C Peacock. His parents were quite well to do, and so it went right over their heads, so to speak.
(Tue 31st Aug 2004, 12:43, More)
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