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Ridiculously in love with my lady wife,
2 kids both little geeks
By day i work retail.
By night i play games,
Bit of a Geek, Ok a lot of a geek.

I am nerdier than 91% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to take the Nerd Test, get nerdy images and jokes, and talk on the nerd forum!

What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.

I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...

But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

I'm just like Homer!
I'm Homer, who are you? by NoHomers.net

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» Devastating Put-Downs

Gough Whitlam ( former PM of Australia)
When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat] was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: "I am a Country member". Gough interjected "I remember". Turnbull could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides.
(Fri 25th Nov 2011, 13:47, More)

» The Onosecond

Dear Grouphug
I'm more excited about the upcoming release of World of Warcraft than.. anything else in my life.

And I like that.

I hate people who smoke. I want to punch them in the face so they will swallow their burning cigarette.

every time i drink i end up having sex with an ugly fat girl. i'm going to a party tomorrow. i'm drinking. hopefully she's not as fat this time. ugly you can block out. fat stays. god i need a smoke.

every time my mother calls i get depressed.
its like i don't even want to talk to her.
i can't think of anything to say to her.
she worries about me way too much, and this bothers me.

but i love my mommy

Everyone thinks I'm strong but I'm really not. The only people who realize how weak I am are my parents, my best friend, and my ex-boyfriends. Everytime someone gives me the silent treatment or cuts off their support, I totally flip out to the point of suicidal thoughts, just because I can't fathom how anyone would willingly throw someone like myself back into the deep-end that is my internal monologue.

today after I sold stolen office supplies from the the job..... i took a shit and didnt flush then let my second cousin (that I have sex with) eat my ass

I feel bad cause he kissed my mom right after

I have cheated on my wife three times. Once with an 18 year old and once with a 40 year old and once with someone my age. I have uncontrollable urges sometimes and love to be desired by other women. I guess it is more of just liking the attention I get. The 40yr old was the best of the 3. I feel bad sometimes but still want more. Am I just a normal man or someone who cannot control my sexual urges? I am sorry...

I like to make fun of the people who confess on this site....they are funny.:) hehehe...oh wait...i am confessing myself. lol. I guess i am funny too!!!

I killed a police officer When he pulled me over for a trafic stop, I was in a stolen car and made a clean get away. But latley I have been feeling a lot of guilt over it but then I laugh and laugh and laugh at that god damn pig

When I was 13, me and one of my good friends jerked eachother off for days on end. We wernt gay, nor are we today. But we never spoke about it agian.

(Thu 26th May 2005, 13:53, More)

» Addicted

My Family, friends and Wife all think i have an addiction to Coke, It's not true, i just REALLY like the smell.
(Sun 21st Dec 2008, 23:57, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

Mötley Crüe
It was 1990, middle of the Dr Feelgood tour, when my still all time fave band Mötley Crüe toured australia,
my uncle worked for one of the biggest pyro importers in australia and somehow managed to wangle his fav nephew a backstage pass,
ten minutes to showtime and im standing on the wings, Nikki Sixx walks right up to me with a nearly full bottle of Jack daniels and says: "here bud hold this,i'll be back for it during tommy's solo, have some if you like"
so I'm Standing there with my own personal godds bottle of my favourite drink sipping it as i watch possibly the finest metal concert ive ever seen( At least until last years Carnival of Sins tour)
Tommy's solos Starts, Nikki comes over and has a few swigs of the jack before he gets changed,
brings another bottle and a packet of smokes with him and leaves them with me,
after the show he got the rest of the band to sign my shirt and denim jacket (they loved the kill bon jovi patch) and Gave me some of his picks, a set of tommys sticks and the rest of the bottle of jack,

Still got that bottle somewhere.
(Sat 1st Jul 2006, 8:14, More)

» Little things that turn you on

she rocks my world,
and the fact that she was on big brother and i know that thousands of guys were perving on her 5 nights a week and now shes all mine is kinda a nice feeling as well

if you want specifics, its her smile, her eyes and the way she says my name. (pathetic i know but it works for me)
(Wed 23rd Feb 2005, 5:17, More)
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