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Serial lurker in the shadows of the forum.....
Stuff what I made:
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» World's Sickest Joke
Apologies
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Depends how you stack them
How many babies does it take to paint a room?
-Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies does it take to wallpaper a room?
-Depends how thin you slice them
What's the difference between your grandmother and a dead baby?
-I only fucked your gran once!
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 20:07, More)
Apologies
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Depends how you stack them
How many babies does it take to paint a room?
-Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies does it take to wallpaper a room?
-Depends how thin you slice them
What's the difference between your grandmother and a dead baby?
-I only fucked your gran once!
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 20:07, More)
» Beautiful Moments
Two of them...
...both on an expedition in Zambia
3:00 at night. We had a 9 hour bus journey ahead, and our lift to the bus station had slept in. We were bundled into the back of a pickup truck with all our gear. It was freezing cold. We lay on our backs and looked up at the most beautiful night sky I've ever seen.
We trekked for two days and climbed the second highest peak in Zambia - the 'Mountain of the Devil'. At the peak we can see nothing for miles but flat scrubland and the mountains on the border of the Congo. No towns or people for at least 200 miles. The air is still apart from a slight breeze and the faint sound of a bird. The sun is just starting to go down and the bottoms of the clouds are glowing orange.
Good times
Edit: Hearing a lot of love for Africa in the posts. Keep it up.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 16:59, More)
Two of them...
...both on an expedition in Zambia
3:00 at night. We had a 9 hour bus journey ahead, and our lift to the bus station had slept in. We were bundled into the back of a pickup truck with all our gear. It was freezing cold. We lay on our backs and looked up at the most beautiful night sky I've ever seen.
We trekked for two days and climbed the second highest peak in Zambia - the 'Mountain of the Devil'. At the peak we can see nothing for miles but flat scrubland and the mountains on the border of the Congo. No towns or people for at least 200 miles. The air is still apart from a slight breeze and the faint sound of a bird. The sun is just starting to go down and the bottoms of the clouds are glowing orange.
Good times
Edit: Hearing a lot of love for Africa in the posts. Keep it up.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 16:59, More)
» Local Nutters
Pr0no Man! (Apologies for crappiness)
We spotted a guy with his back to the window at Borders (the bookshop). Looking over his shoulder we saw he was blatantly reading a porno. We filmed him with a digicam for a while and tapped on the window. He turned round, smiled at us and carried on reading. We tapped again and he gave us the finger, before heading for the door. Since then we've spotted him in the same place twice, quietly reading his porno.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 10:48, More)
Pr0no Man! (Apologies for crappiness)
We spotted a guy with his back to the window at Borders (the bookshop). Looking over his shoulder we saw he was blatantly reading a porno. We filmed him with a digicam for a while and tapped on the window. He turned round, smiled at us and carried on reading. We tapped again and he gave us the finger, before heading for the door. Since then we've spotted him in the same place twice, quietly reading his porno.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 10:48, More)